11 Indian Headlines That Demand An Explanation

1. We now know that aliens are, in fact, NOT lactose intolerant.

Twitter: @Antaryami_GoGo

Translation: Do aliens drink cow’s milk?

2. Let’s hope they take Himesh instead of our cows.

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Translation: The aliens are keeping an eye on Himesh.

3. James Rodriguez now uses this line whenever he’s introducing himself to someone.

Twitter: @safc0395

4. What did poor Chris Gayle do?

Twitter: @iSoumyashish

Translation: Bloody sixer.

5. Two people lost their lives in this accident. Hope the car isn’t too badly knocked up.

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6. Raúl. Naam toh suna hoga.

Twitter: @AlwinCrasto

7. Next headline: barph pighal gaya.

India TV

Translation: Snow fell in Delhi.
Today, a guy in Delhi was carrying ice on a cycle, when the carrier came loose and the ice fell.

8. This is heartbreaking, but take solace in the fact that this guy now has more samosas than he expected. Score.

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Translation: Woman sends husband to buy samosas, elopes with lover.

9. Pity. Obama was doing so well.

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Translation: Obama takes a bullet to the head.

10. Someone needs to get on this story and see if the bull has calmed his shit.

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Translation: Bull is out of control.

11. And I’m pretty sure Madhuri can be waxed at the parlour.

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Source : Buzzfeed