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People Report Receiving Profanity-Spouting Minions In McDonald's Happy Meal

People have been reporting that the talking Minions McDonald's is currently featuring in their Happy Meals are rather foul-mouthed.

For Despicable Me Minion Lover's : This Sofa Bed Has Arms That Will Hug You

Much like how men get lonely and need afake girlfriend pillow to cuddle with, and how woman get lonely and need a fake boyfriend pillow to cuddle with, when children get lonely they get a bed that will hug them. When watching Despicable Me, all you really want to do is steal a minion and hug him until he suffocates and dies, well now you can, except he will be doing the hugging, and hopefully not to death. This giant Despicable Me minion sofa bed kind of works like a sleeping bag mixed with a futon as the minion's overalls act like a sheet or sleeping bag that you can get under like a cover, and best of all the bed comes with giant arms on the side of it that you can pull around to hug you or really do whatever you like with them (let's keep this civilized though).